Fly Southwest: AUS to New York, New York

Just one corn-crusted tortilla chip into your mouth-watering Tex Mex dinner at Trudy’s, and the horrifying reality strikes you - you've got a flight to New York tomorrow. But don't chuck that last piece of Fajita yet! If you're planning on flying Southwest from our beloved undefined in Austin to the skyscraper-strewn world of New York, you're in for more than a treat. Buckle up and enjoy the ride, because we're going non-stop, no layovers here, folks!

First off, let's cover some dire basics. As a sprightly bullfighter would dodge his aggressive bovine opponent, savvy travellers dodge bloated airfare. Navigating Southwest's myriad of flight deals, with their offers of cheap flights that can send your potential savings soaring higher than an eagle in a tailwind, can be more challenging than doing the Texas two-step in cowboy boots. But fear not, compadres, as the key to decoding this fiesta of fares is as simple as choosing between a one-way or a round-trip ticket and timing your booking just right.

But when is the best time to book, you ask? Experts, not unlike our feathered friend the early bird, suggest that booking weeks, if not months, beforehand is the ticket to that juicy discount worm. However, for those who like to live on the wild side, let's call them the 'last-minute coyotes,' there are still last-minute flights. Still, you'd better be snappy - those flight deals are as fleeting as the grin on a jackalope!

Speaking of going round-and-round in circles, how about choosing between a direct or one of those connecting flights? Like picking between BBQ and Tex-Mex, it's certainly a headscratcher. With direct flights, it's an in-and-out affair, just like at a Whataburger drive-thru. However, with the connecting flights, it's more of a scenic route. That layover could be a blessing in disguise, letting you explore another lovely piece of Americana while waiting for your transfer, or it could add more minutes to your flight duration than there are pickles in a jar of famous Texas sweet dills.

Think things are getting complicated? Well, tighten up your cowboy hat, 'cause we're just tipping the iceberg. When it comes to choosing seats, it's way more complex than picking a spot at the rodeo. Southwest offers a barrage of options - from the humble yet comfortable economy class to the lofty, luxurious heights of first-class. It's a tough choice, much akin to choosing between a Lone Star and a Shiner Bock!

Finally, be aware that Southwest has a pretty sweet baggage allowance - they don't charge for the first couple of checked bags. That's like getting an extra side of queso at Torchy's, no charge. However, should those bags be heavier than a prize-winning Texan Longhorn, expect some additional fees to be heaved your way.

All in all, embarking on a journey via Southwest, from undefined in Austin to New York, is about as exciting as a Barrel Racing at the Star of Texas Fair and Rodeo. Arm yourself with some knowledge, keep an eye on those flight schedules and airline reviews, and your in-flight services experience is sure to be smooth sailing (or should we say, smooth flying?).

Pack that Stetson, shuck those boots, and get ready to exchange that sweet, slow Texan drawl for a quick, sharp New York bark. Southwest, Austin, and New York are ready for you; saddle up, partner!