Fly Southwest: BOI to Belleville, Illinois

Imagine, dear traveler, embarking on a whimsical journey from the wild potato pastures of Boise, to the quaint town of Belleville. A journey not aboard an old, tired yak but a shiny, aluminum falcon. In other words, propelling through the crisp, blue Idaho skies, seated comfortably on Southwest’s finest. As excited as a rodeo cowboy on payday, you are committed to this grand adventure, and so are we! We shall assist you in navigating the winding aerial paths and, of course, explain it all in a jocular linguistic fashion that tickles your funny bone!

First things first, we can't possibly start discussing a maiden SW voyage without mentioning the "flights." Here, too, the rule of three applies. You have three categories: the "Non-stop" which is like the champion sprinter, province to province without a breather; the "Connecting flights," more like the scenic tour with a leisurely pit stop at a random airport or two; and the monstrous "Red-eye flight," which may feel like an extended night out with vampires! (Hint: Remember to pack your wooden stakes and garlic!)

Now, rather than shelling out your lifelong savings like an old Vegas gambler, we suggest you delve into the world of "Cheap flights." This is not a land of rickety wings and duct-taped windows, oh no. It's a wondrous realm where bargains play hide and seek. Calling it the Wonderland of "Airfare" would be an understatement, particularly if you adeptly capture a wild "Flight deal." (They’re typically spotted between Tuesday and Thursday but don’t quote us on that).

Where you lay your derrière during your journey is also crucial. "Economy class" is not like strapped to a witch's broomstick, despite what you've heard. On the other hand, "First-class" is like lounging in Thor’s Asgardian palace, without the need to fight frost giants or learn ancient Norse. But the sweet spot might well be "Premium economy," – a celestial meadow where cost and comfort hobnob like old college buddies!

Now comes the dreaded topic of "Baggage allowance," or as we fondly call it, 'The game of tones.' It's a mysterious realm where every extra ounce can send your wallet on a crash diet. Southwest's baggage policy is like a hearty potato casserole – two bags free! (Just be sure your suitcase isn't gearing up to compete in the World's Strongest Man!)

If you're an avian enthusiast, consider joining the "Frequent flyer" club, aka the "Mileage program." It's like gathering golden eggs from the goose, rewards left, right, and center - from airfare discounts to priority boarding, even a wave from the pilot if you're lucky!

Finally, let's not forget the "In-flight services." This is where Southwest struts its peacock feathers. Think of it as a friendly neighborhood picnic – up in the sky. Snacks, drinks, onboard wi-fi, and cabin crew who can perform a standup comedy routine at the drop of a hat (really, they've done it). It's all there!

So, buckle up, we're about to land. Belleville, with its French charm and verdant landscapes, awaits. Your Southwest flight experience should now be as sweet as a honey-coated Idaho spud! Happy travels, and may the flight be with you.