Fly Southwest: BOI to Clarksburg, West Virginia

Roll up, roll up! Welcome to the grand escapade that is flying from the unsung gem of Idaho, Boise to the cozy haven, Clarksburg! This is not merely a tale about Southwest airlines, but a titillating journey that takes place up in the heavens on the conveyer belt of the skies. Prepare to be charmed, tickled and delighted as we delve into the labyrinthine universe of flights, airfares, and the enchantingly elusive jargon that accompanies our airborne adventures.

Ah, the travel lexicon is a world of its own. It's like a rambunctious potluck—some words are as familiar and comforting as a favorite dish, while others may seem as exotic as a delicacy from distant lands. Familiar terms like 'One-way' and 'Round-trip' are the meat and potatoes of the lot, but pair them with terms like 'Direct Flights’ or 'Non-stop,' and there’s an added spice to the mix, giving that dish a delightful zing.

Indeed, traveling after sunset has its particular charm. When night falls, we enter the realm of ‘Red-eye flight.’ This is when the nocturnal creatures of our world retreat into their dens, and ambitious globetrotters seize the quietude of the night to traverse the skies. Then, as dawn breaks, they wake refreshed (varsity-level sleepers at the least!), ready to explore their new destination. It's like casting a time-hopping spell—losing a night but gaining a full day!

Now, every spell has its elements, and ours are no different. Factors like 'Flight duration’ and 'Baggage allowance' whirl into the mix, creating a concoction that could either enrich the journey or curtail its charm. How long it takes to get from Boise to Clarksburg with Southwest Airlines, you ask? Be prepared to devote the best part of your day--around 7-9 hours, including a saucy, little layover for good measure. The game is afoot!

The variety that Southwest Airlines offers when it comes to fare types is nothing short of a smorgasbord of options. Ranging from the good ol' Economy class (still keeps you soaring high!) to the ritzy Business class, there are endless ways for you to tailor your flying experience to your preferences. Each of these classes come with their delectable in-flight services, like a freshly prepared meal or an extra legroom. As for your trunk-full of exploration gear, you're in luck! Southwest’s generous policy offers two free check-in bags. Remember, the magic lies within the constraints, not despite them!

And, my dear aeromancer, always remember that keeping a keen eye on 'Flight deals’ or 'Last-minute flights' may not only lighten the burden on your coffers but also add an element of thrill to your journey. Bless Southwest's 'Wanna get Away' fare, which offers some of the cheapest flights around, yet with all the service and style one can wish for. But beware, consider their flight cancellation policy before you make a snap decision.

In conclusion, brave wanderluster, the journey to Clarksburg is a tantalizing dance on the wings of Southwest. We traverse the lexicon of flights, solve the puzzles of airfares, and toy with the tempting mysteries of the nightlife in red-eye flights. In the meanwhile, we are creating an experience of unique blend of wonder, anticipation, and adventure. So, hold on tight to your hats, and let’s continue the grand escapade, shall we?