Fly Southwest: BOI to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Do you know that peculiar feeling you get when you're planning a trip, and amidst the exciting butterflies-in-the-stomach sensation, there's a pesky little goblin whispering annoying logistical details to you? Well, worry not! This blog post is designed to squash that pesky travel-planning goblin (in a downright hilarious way, of course). Today, we're getting merrily serious, as we provide an academic, but also humorously light-hearted, guide to flying Southwest from our good old gem of the mountains, Boise, to the land of the red man, Oklahoma City. So, dear traveler, buckle up, and may this rod of knowledge be your anti-goblin wand!

The first matter at hand: flights. Let's talk 'Direct flights' versus 'Connecting flights'. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Connecting flights are like stopping for commercials during a thrilling movie!" But, don't be too quick to dismiss them. Direct flights offer you a rapid, non-stop path from Boise to Oklahoma City. Set foot on the plane, sit back, snack on pretzels, and the next thing you know, you land in Oklahoma. Like magic. Poof!

On the other hand, connecting flights are like the bonafide journeys in heroic sagas. The suspense of changing planes, conquering layovers, possibly in bustling airports filled with fancy lattes and cosmopolitan bustle - all this could add spice to your journey, rather than merely being a means to an end. Who knows? You could discover the 'secret of life' in a random conversation at a layover. However, our suggestion: go for direct flights if you are a thrill-seeker running a 'one-way' race with time.

Considering airfare, it seems like quite a roulette game, doesn't it? The stakes are high - you might be juggling questions like 'Last-minute flights versus booking months in advance?', 'Round-trip or one-way?' and 'To pay extra for 'First-class' or stick with 'Economy class'?' Essentially, it's crucial to get the best flight deals and enjoy the in-flight services without breaking the bank.

The marvelous old saying goes: 'the early bird gets the worm', but for us worldly travelers it's 'the early booker gets the cheap flights'! Scholars might argue the "Best time to book" is about 2-3 months in advance and weekdays (versus weekends) are when airlines show their generosity. However, becoming a part of the 'Frequent flyer' club or mileage program can also make you feel like a VIP, with exclusive discounts and, if you're really lucky, free upgrades. Imagine sipping champagne on a business class seat without paying an extra penny - sounds like a dream, right?

Speaking of dreams, how about those quirky '#' trends that are all the rage these days? The#RedEye might sound like an alarming medical condition, but in our little world of travel it refers to an over-night flight. This can be both a blessing and a curse - I mean, you either get to save a day or lose a night’s sleep. Choose wisely!

Finally, anyone with even a passing acquaintance with Murphy’s law knows it’s always clever to be prepared for its mischievous workings. Therefore, spare some time to read and understand your airline's 'Flight cancellation policy'. Southwest, for instance, has a fairly flexible policy, making it a pretty popular choice among travelers who need some wriggle room in their plans.

Before we wrap this guide, let’s not forget about ‘Baggage allowance’. This is where you need to channel your inner minimalist or face the wrath of extra fees, not to mention the judgmental look from the airline staff. They’re not rolled socks wrapped in zip lock bags enthusiasts, they’re professionals.

In conclusion, dear traveler, planning a trip can indeed be a joyous journey, filled with anticipation and good-humored elbowing with that pesky goblin. Remember, a little homework and a pinch of wisdom can guarantee you both smooth skies and happy landings. Fly high, fellow nomads!