Fly Southwest: BOS to Tulsa, Oklahoma

Oh, dear reader, gear up, for the wind beneath your wings is about to lift you, lift you up where you belong, on one of Southwest's flights from the jolly old land of Boston to the slow-beating heart of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Let's talk airfare, darling! If you’re one of those brave adventurers considering embarking on this rather remarkable journey, prepare to be thrilled as I wipe the fog off the window and the mystery off your air travel queries.

Step right up and let me tell you about the magic of technology that lets you be in Boston for lunch and Tulsa for dinner. The luxuries of the 21st century never cease to amaze, right? These direct flights so swiftly defying the time-space continuum that it would make Einstein roll over in his grave if he got to know about it. And if you want the truth, there are no better airlines to play the part of such a cosmic chauffeur than the ever reliable and somewhat legendary Southwest.

Now, people often perform this religious ritual of booking round-trips, always hesitant to take it one-way for some mysterious reason limited to theologians and frequent flyers. Dear reader, there is no sin in single direction travel. Southwest won’t mail you the other half of your ticket if you dare to plan a one-way adventure.

Of course, while the idea of non-stop flights is highly enticing, sometimes the traveler in us secretly prays for a juicy layover. Understandable, those little trips within trips do have their own charm! However, allow me to use this poetic license to quote a renowned academic (A airliner executive I met in a bar once) – "Sat on a layover? You're already over". Keeping these golden words in mind, there's a high chance the trip will be a non-stop flight faster than you can say "mileage program".

And, here's the trump card folks. I bet you've been waiting for this one. That's right, let's unravel the strangest secret of the universe – Southwest's baggage allowance. Now you would think that chaos theory would be simpler to figure out than this, right? Well, think again! Southwest is as clear as a summer’s day about this. They'll let you bring your suitcase and even that massive bag of curly wigs you can't travel without, given they meet the set dimensions and weight! Such generosity is hard to come by these days, isn't it?

Undeniably, Southwest is a ray of sunshine in the somewhat dreary world of air travel. Remember that cliché, "it's not about the destination, it's about the journey?" Well, Southwest mastered that long before it became a post it note on your fridge. If flying were an art, they're the Picasso’s of it.

So darling readers, seize the opportunity. Book those flights, be they long-planned or spontaneous “last-minute flights” ready to sweep you away on an unexpected adventure. Start today, brave traveler, for it's always the best time to book the trip of a lifetime, especially when the winds of the Southwest are on your side. The world, or at least the part between Boston and Tulsa, is at your feet. Be limitless!