Fly Southwest: BUR to South Bend, Indiana

Today, we shall engage in a somewhat absurd journey, namely booking a flight from the evidently nonexistent city of 'Undefined' in Burbank to the barely detectable on a map city of South Bend. Allow your imagination to run wild since we are dealing with the undefined. Assuredly, this flight will be on the wonderfully whimsical Southwest Airlines - because, of course, the company revels at the chance to connect non-existent with insignificant.

One might venture to ask, "What class should I book?" For this imaginary ride, why not go for the tangible splendor of a 'First-class' seat? Because in reality, the 'Economy class' and the 'Premium Economy' are just synonyms for 'Surviving-on-a-shoe-string-budget' and 'Assuring-the-airline-CEO-a-trip-to-Bora-Bora-with-your-upgrade-cost-respectively'.

Now, let's dive into the flights section. Now usually, with a desire to reach your destination before the entropy of the universe increases, the 'Non-stop' or 'Direct flights' become terribly appealing. However, fearing monotony, Southwest Airlines has ingeniously added a few layovers to your life. Yes, 'Connecting flights' because, who doesn't want to explore the airport in Wichita at 3am before reaching South Bend? Be open to embracing these unexpected adventures en-route!

If you thought you were done, think again! Next is the dilemma of selecting a 'Round-trip' or a 'One-way' ticket. The former if you actually believe there is something compelling enough to come back to ‘Undefined’. And the latter, if the mirage of South Bend’s charm is too hypnotically overpowering to tear away from.

If, by now, you're not shaking your head at this ludicrous expedition, let's talk timing, or as the travel gurus like to say - the 'Best time to book'. In our bizarro travelogue, we recommend avoiding ‘Flight deals’ on weekdays between 1.57pm and 4.26pm, or on weekends with a full moon. Reason, well, because undefined causes undefined types of problems. For cheap flights, though, we recommend the mythical 'Red-eye flight' at 2:30am, because sleeping is overrated anyway, especially when you can save a buck or two.

Last-minute flights you ask? Don’t worry, because Southwest Airlines is famed for their imaginary 'Flight cancellation policy'. They assure you full refund whenever you find yourself suddenly existent or South Bend fades out of existence.

And while we’re at it, let’s talk about 'Baggage allowance' – a rather entertaining spectacle. You may enjoy watching baggage handlers hurl your precious belongings into the abyss known as the cargo hold, while you, from the comfortably squeezed plane window, hope against hope, that your grandma’s china made it into the suitcase and not the runway.

Before we bid adieu, remember to enrol in Southwest’s 'Frequent flyer' program. After all, who wouldn't want to accumulate meaningless points to exchange for a free flight back to undefined? Rejoice for the extra 'Mileage program' points for booking the imaginative 'International flights' from Burbank’s Undefined to South Bend!

Next time, before you embark on such an existential journey with Southwest Airlines, do spend some time reading 'Airline reviews' where fellow undefined travellers share their undefined experiences in their undefined prose.

Southwest opens the endless possibilities of the void. Book your ticket today, and embrace being lost in the undefined!