Fly Southwest: CZM to Wichita, Kansas

Well, pull out your flip flops, don your shades, throw all caution to the wind, and prepare for the most exhilarating ambiguity of your life, a journey from undefined to Wichita with the gloriously unpredictable Southwest airlines. Before you protest, 'But where is 'undefined'?' allow me to interrupt - it's wherever your spirit of adventure decides it to be, of course! Don't you just love a good metaphor with your morning coffee?

You see, 'undefined' could be that dim corner of your closet, containing relics of fashion faux pas and hideous Christmas sweaters (whoops! there goes my layover in fashion judgement town). Or, you could blissfully consider 'undefined' to be your office cubicle. After all, what place would be more undefined than one where you pretend to work, while playing Sudoku on your phone under the guise of 'focusing very hard'?

From this whimsical land of 'undefined', dear traveler, you are setting off on a majestic voyage with Southwest, who offer an array of direct flights that sing an intoxicating siren song of sweet, sweet freedom. You see, here in the realm of the undefined, we don't bother with round-trip or one-way tickets. No, our committed relationship with ambiguity means we're flying by the seat of our pants - pun absolutely intended.

Boarding onto an undefined flight is, without a doubt, a sensory carnival. You take a deep, optimistic breath and then question the decision as the potent scent of pre-packaged airplane food assaults your nostrils. You settle into your ergonomically dubious seat (they promised they worked on it last year) hoping that the in-flight services would distract from the sudden realization of your imminent airborne imprisonment.

On these economy class flights, you will enjoy a stunning bouquet of in-flight features - cramped leg space, a reclining feature that works at its own whims, and a unique, yet unpleasant, symphony where the bass notes from the toddler howling two rows behind are artfully harmonized by the incessant rattle of your tray table. It's like attending a grandiose, exclusive concert, but in the air. With more fussy children.

You might be considering a frequent flyer program. Enthralling, isn't it? Spending countless, blurry hours in the stark lighting of various airports, alternating between snacking on overpriced sandwiches and napping awkwardly on hard plastic airport chairs. That's just the thrill of being a jet-setting globetrotter, isn't it?

Nonetheless, as we cruise between the azure sky above and the rippling ocean below, you start to appreciate the journey from 'undefined,' for it dares to challenge the neatly defined, the mundane, the predictable. It takes you aboard on a rollercoaster ride packed with irony and absurdity, tucked away amidst the humdrum of everyday life.

Yes, the flight duration will be long, the layovers will test your patience, your baggage allowance will seem ridiculously scant, and don't even get me started on the flight cancellation policy. But such is the way of this undefined path that we've so eagerly embarked upon, right, my fellow wanderlust-ers?

So yes, take this whimsical trip from undefined to Wichita with Southwest, where cheap flights serve as humble chariots to your journey filled with laughter, absurdities and quite possibly, the best adventure you never defined. Bon Voyage!