Fly Southwest: FLL to Albany, New York

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to reveal the fantastical journey of a simple commoner traveling from our quaint little village, undefined, nestled in the picturesque landscapes of Fort Lauderdale to the distant, somewhat mysterious, land of Albany using none other than our beloved carrier, Southwest.

Now, we are astutely aware, when embarking on such an adventure, the noble knights of old would consult the wise old oracle for insights on 'Flight Schedule.' To feed this curiosity, I can share that Southwest typically offers an array of Direct Flights and one-way trips. But alas, if you seek drama, a thrilling plot twist perhaps, the bewitching universe of 'Connecting Flights' is there to entertain. Imagine the thrill of navigating through ever-changing terminals with the possibility of a suspenseful 'layover' thrown into the mix! Ah, the exciting unpredictability of it all!

Our noble Southwest boasts about its humble carriage, euphemistically known as 'Economy Class.' It’s a class where one interacts with fellow pilgrims on the same adventurous quest, all crammed like sardines fighting for the armrest. But fear not! There lies another realm of comfort reserved for the elite known as the 'Business class,' where one can stretch their legs to their heart's content, oblivious to the discomfort of us lesser mortals.

Let's not forget that, the whispers of “Baggage allowance” have haunted many a traveler. If adorned in heavy armor, do not overlook these whispers, for, at Southwest, they are merciful rulers. They do not charge their loyal subjects any fee, nor ask them to fight dragons to check their first two bags. How absolutely noble!

You see, dear traveler, Southwest's goodness doesn't end with just its liberating Baggage policy, it continues to manifest in the form of an intriguing 'Mileage Program.' The more you endure their in-flight jesters, the more points are bestowed upon you. And with enough points, you might just be able to secure a court seat ('Premium Economy,' the higher folk call it) without having to pawn the kingdom's jewels after all!

However, dear adventurer, one note of caution; Southwest is known to be the flight carrier for the masses, which can translate to a bustling festival of passengers. So, unless chuckling at your own reflection in a newborn’s teary eyes at odd hours is your idea of a red-eye flight, I strongly advise to not embark on any 'Last-minute flights.'

To conclude, I only advise that if your journey from Fort Lauderdale to Albany is an absolute must, choose Southwest. But remember, every adventure has its perils and this one is no different. Don't forget, fellow traveler, to always approach your journey 'satirically,' for that's the best way to enjoy these flights!