Fly Southwest: FLL to El Cajon, California

Oh joy! You've decided to hop on those unending flights from the unique city of Undefined in Fort Lauderdale all the way to the action-packed realm of El Cajon? I bet you're thrilled to have this adventure with our best bud Southwest! It’s time to bid adieu to your beloved hometown and buckle up for, arguably, the best flight experience transient mortals, like ourselves, can ever have. Let's dive into this uncharted territory, shall we?

Inject some adventure into your life with round-trip or one-way tickets, depending on your commitment issues towards El Cajon. Not a fan of long-lasting relationships? Go for one-way. Otherwise, round-trip is your soulmate. Meanwhile, Southwest tries to ensure there’s nary a layover, with an abundance of non-stop and connecting flights at your disposal. Now isn't that a life-saver? Well, at least as much as an iPhone charging cable on a 10% battery life.

An early bird? Don’t worry, red-eye flights are available like a Christmas miracle. How fun to watch your sleep-deprived self transition into a coffee-addict over one flight! Alternatively, for the adrenaline junkies out there, last-minute flights could be your ticket to a thrilling spontaneous adventure. Facts – nothing screams excitement like paying three times the regular airfare just because you woke up and randomly wanted to travel!

Ever dreamed of flying in business class with a pocketful of peanuts? Sadly, Southwest doesn't have a business class. But don’t let that break your heart; there's still Economy and a slightly fancier Premium Economy to choose from. Although if I can be real for a second here, none of them gets even remotely close to the glitz and glamour of First-class. For everyday folks like us, first-class is just a daydream, something we aspire to while sipping our plastic-cup-soda in the cramped economy seats.

You might be wondering about Southwest's baggage allowance, or perhaps you just realized that you may have packed your entire house. A common folly, however, is packing an inflatable pool just for those five minutes on the beach. It's okay, we've all been there. Southwest allows you to bring two checked bags for free! Well, they aren't exactly free, you've paid for it, but hey don't spoil the moment! Let's pretend for a while that free check-in baggage does not come out of our wallet.

Say hello to the Frequent Flyer program, the Southwest airline's "Rapid Rewards", where they reward you not for your academic achievements, but for flights. Just remember that the mileage you collect is directly proportional to the number of friends who think you're bragging. Seriously though, can we talk about Southwest's flight cancellation policy? It’s as unpredictable as the weather in Florida. But hey, surprises are great, aren’t they?

Although, no journey with Southwest would be complete without their in-flight services. From snacks that make your insides wriggle with joy to flight attendants who are just waiting to play tic-tac-toe with you, the fun never stops! And folks, the best time to book a flight is exactly 47 days before your departure, at 2:38 am, when mercury is in retrograde. Alright, I made that up, but wouldn’t that be interesting?

To wrap up, before booking your fantastical journey, don't forget to indulge in reading some airline reviews. There are a plethora of reviews narrating tales of long-lost luggage and turbulence-induced spilt coffees. Isn't that the quality entertainment we all live for?

So, gear up my dear, seemingly brave traveler. This journey from Undefined to El Cajon via Southwest promises to be as beautiful as a rainbow, even if it’s somewhat elusive like the pot of gold at the end.