Fly Southwest: MEM to Kansas City, Missouri

Oh, do pardon the interruption from whatever indispensable thing you were doing, dear reader, but this integral piece of prose is about the outstanding adventure of gliding in heaven via Southwest. That's right, the airlines that keep astonishing us with the unrivaled knack of transporting humans in giant steel birds. Remember, not just anywhere, but from the mysteriously `undefined` in Memphis to quite-the-opposite of a Wizard of Oz type Kansas City. Because who wouldn't want to embark on such an excursion?

Now, when it comes to flights, we're all accustomed to those winding queues, resembling a line at a kitschy food truck, aren't we? Can't wait to swap a decent sleep for that red-eye flight, huh? Bet you love crammed into your 'comfortable', not-despitefully-tiny-at-all economy class seat like a comical scene from a circus act. No, we are not making fun. It's just another day in the outstanding life of a frequent flyer.

Wonderful enough, once you figure out the best time to book, which is almost as easy as figuring the purpose of Stonehenge, you set off to your grand journey! Your magic carpet being none other than Southwest's direct flights. I mean, thank goodness you don't have to worry about burning an additional day over a layover during this quick jaunt, like Columbus hunting for India, right?

Moreover, Southwest is quite generous with their flight deals. They must've glanced our way while we were wistfully looking at first-class and thought how we can only dream to afford it. And instead offered us the deal of a lifetime! A seat that can recline a whole two inches for a price that can tank your bank account only two or three times over, if you're lucky! Ah, bourgeoisie sophistication!

Let's not forget the in-flight services. Ah, the gusto with which they offer those fantastic options between water that's too cold and coffee that's presumably hot but tastes suspiciously like the vestiges of the Industrial Revolution. An unparalleled experience in gastronomy, believe me. They could probably hold their own on a cooking competition at this rate. MasterChef Airlines, anyone?

And while we are on the subject of Southwest's commendable services, the baggage allowance must be mentioned. Modest carry-on? Check. Emotional baggage? Unlimited, and absolutely free. After all, they understand how arduous it can be to pack and usually repack to meet the allowance of most 'minimalist' airlines. They certainly deserve our applause.

Finally, there's an extra degree of comfort in knowing Southwest's flight cancellation policy. In case, you ever desire to rip those boarding passes into pretty pieces because you're just not up for the 739th business trip or your impulse vacation plan dies as fast as it was made. They're oh-so understanding and smooth at handling such trivial matters.

So, dear traveler, are you ready to fly Southwest from Memphis to Kansas City, and dive straight into this carnival of experiences? Yes? No? Maybe? Regardless, this was your humble guide to Southwest's spectacular circus of aviation. As they say, fasten your seat belts and enjoy your flight. Or, at least, try to.