Fly Southwest: PLS to Norfolk, Virginia

If you have the misfortune, or unprecedented pleasure (your perception), of quick-booking a flight from undefined in Providenciales to Norfolk, pump the breaks for a moment. First of all, undefined is such a capricious creature. It can put you halfway up the Himalayas on a donkey, or in a Starbucks wondering why they spelt your name wrong this time when you've already booked your round-trip tickets.

 That’s right, we’re talking a round-trip, affordable, swift-haul across the continent. Just you, Southwest, and probably hundreds of other passengers not particularly keen on the idea of cramming in a tube of recycled air. But, let's be empathetic here someone has to keep the airfare economy afloat.

 Sure, we understand the anxiety behind flight bookings. Oh, those vexing questions: "Would I get a window seat or should I endure hours of interrupted sleep on a red-eye flight?"; "Why can't the baggage allowance increase just as my line of unattended suitcases does every vacation?"; "If I fly more frequently, would they immortalize my name on an airplane?"

Or even more tormenting and surprisingly common, "Will the Charming Carl of Chuckle Airlines ever discover my secret affection for his in-flight services?" Fear not, dear traveler. Communication may not be Carl's forte, but we got you covered.

Our suggestion: go with Southwest. And not because Southwest might serve complimentary peanuts or provide an extra inch of knee space. Oh, heavens, no! But because Southwest, with all its contradictions, might just be the perfect metaphor for your travel story. And let's be honest, we all need a good story to get us through life's often crammed seating arrangements.

Southwest's Round-trip deals offer its wit tied in the bow of prudence. Not that we advise you to dwell on how your money navigates (inconveniently, might we add). Instead, relish the opportunity to fly in non-stop, unclogged airspace, with the roar of the engine shutting out the cacophony of that thing they call ‘life’ on the ground.

So as you prepare for this flight, swing by the airline reviews adorned with beautiful sonnets of passengers 'trapped' in cabin harmony, nurturing a love-hate relationship with their co-passengers, while maintaining their undying pledge to the frequent flyer program. Be inspired, my friend! The world below, in all its herculean hustle, is merely a blur when seen from the comfort of your window seat.

Of course, you will have to grapple with the great Baggage Carry-On Conundrum. But hey, every epic journey has its challenges. And if we ignore for a moment, the tiny detail that the journey may as well entail a connecting flight which promises the thrilling suspense of ‘will I ever see my suitcase again?’ - things could be worse. You could be on a donkey halfway up the Himalayas contemplating the practicality of that suggestion on a Southwest flight from undefined!

Plan, my daring friend, but not excessively. Realize the blasphemy of overpacking. Become one with the sacred cargo rule: If it is essential, it better fit into the overhead compartment or under your seat. Because the only unknown adventure should be the mysterious 'undefined' from where we wish you a delightful departure.

Endearingly empathize with the various humans you will inevitably encounter – The chatty neighbor, the flight schedule enthusiast, the first-time-flyer, and the all-knowing attendant who has seen their fair share of Southwest sunrises. Remember, this is your journey. Defy the confines of time zones and embrace the absurdity of this Southwest saga. And maybe, if you’re lucky, you’ll get a story worth telling back home in Norfolk.

Undefined might be an amusing, enigmatic location, but Norfolk - ah, sweet, predictable Norfolk. There’s no place like home, right?