Fly Southwest: PUJ to Missoula, Montana

In the colossal kaleidoscope where flights juggle like balls in the juggernaut's hand, there is a narrow path, a specific air route; like a hush whispered among seasoned traveler. That is the Southwest from an undefined location in Punta Cana to a quaint little town, Missoula. Well, if the gods of procrastination have had their way with you, fret not, for last-minute flights are an option on this route. Just remember, the universe rewards the prepared, so unless you are aiming for a red-eye flight with eyes as red as a bear on diet, it's always the best time to book right now.

As for the matter of baggage allowance – or should we say, the dreaded 'how many bags can you stuff into a 2x2 foot space challenge?' – is also smoothly managed by the one who shall not be named, which is Southwest. They defy the arcane conventions by allowing two checked bags with a generous weight of 50 lbs each which can be packed, repacked, and infinitely packed again.

As far as the flight duration is concerned, let's take a trip down to the hypothetical scenario where the planes are a bit like hip hop artists, except maybe more punctual. Should you choose to take the one-way route with a layover in Denver, it will take approximately 11 hours. And if for some absurd reason, you enjoy freezing at 30,000 feet above sea level, you could always opt for a direct flight, slice about 3 hours off your travel time. However, for those who enjoy their soles grounded (metaphorically, of course), there are also connecting flights option that takes around 10 hours with a layover in Dallas or Baltimore.

As it turns out, the domestic flights are slightly cheaper when comparing airfare. But do remember, a cheap flight may become an expensive memory, should you realize you have forgotten your beloved furball back at home. Also, if you are a proud card-carrying member of the 'I need my space' club, Southwest offers some delightful options. Economy class, Premium Economy, Business Class, or if you wish to bump up the ante, First class; they've got it all. However, before you aim for the stars, be mindful you can't actually see the stars from within the comfort of a titanium-encased cabin - maybe a small sacrifice for having your own armrest.

Yet, should the winds of fortune blow unfavorably, leading to a flight cancellation, worry not. Southwest’s flight cancellation policy boasts a leniency akin to an overindulgent grandmother, accommodating and flexible. Just be sure to remember where you've placed your tickets, unless you fancy a frantic scramble around your living room, two hours before boarding.

Lastly, let's gloss over flight schedule and the miles program. You all know what they say: frequent flyers always enjoy their journey over the actual destination. If Punta Cana to Missoula is in your itinerary, and you certainly like the idea of being gallivanting in the skies, you better enroll in their mileage program. Who knows, you might soon earn enough air miles to buy an actual airplane (Note: not confirmed, but feels good to believe).

So, folks, buckle up because Southwest is all set to take you to Missoula from Punta Cana. Scour the Internet; let your fingers dance over the Aeroline reviews before you entrust your traveling adventure with them. What are you waiting for? Get packing!