Fly Southwest: PVR to Key West, Florida

Oh, dear globetrotters, how we do so adore the trip to the paradise known as Key West, gloriously lounging on the bright beach, frosty margarita in hand. However, have you ever tried making that journey via the ever-charming, 'highly efficient' beast known as an airplane? Specifically, a Southwest Airlines' flight from Puerto Vallarta to Key West? If you haven’t, tighten that seatbelt because we're in for a comically turbulent ride.

First, let's dispel a myth here. 'Direct flights' - as captivating as the name sounds, are as elusive as a unicorn in the aviation world. Proving the point, our beloved Southwest doesn't offer a direct flight from Puerto Vallarta to Key West. Instead, revel in the dizzying thrill of not one, but two connecting flights, which will have you play the noble sport of 'airport-terminal-hurdles', involving erratic running around and an adrenaline rush of making it just in time.

When you break it down, it’s pretty straightforward. Step one: book a 'cheap flight' (one of those alluring phrases thrown around by travel web portals as if they are handing out candies). Your wallet jingles with joy, but pause the celebration till you read the fine print about that affordable deal: the "economy class" ticket. Sure, you save a few pennies now, but say hello to two and a half square feet of personal space for the next many, many, many hours. No first-class treatment here, folks.

And oh, the 'non-stop' in-flight services! By that, we mean non-stop turbulence that serves you a shaky cocktail without you having to lift a finger off your congested armrest. If your nerves are made of steel, dare to take an 'airfare' gamble on the 'last-minute flights'. Here, the only thing guaranteed to fly is your anxiety level.

Getting back to our gallant journey with Southwest, if you're lucky - you might end up with only, say, a 'layover' of 11 hours. But don't despair! Marvel at the magic of airport architecture and the majestic symphony of constant announcements. Lose yourself in the enchanting ballet of golf-cart-taxis. The best part? All this comes free, no extra charges. Yes, budget airlines give you so many things that you didn't even ask for!

But lo! Don't forget the generous 'baggage allowance.' Airlines define this concept with the phrase, “It’s not hoarding if it's mini shampoo bottles.” But dare to include an extra pair of socks, and you’d be presented with the opportunity to generously contribute to the airline's revenue. After all, where else will the 'cheap flights' fund come from? Clearly, it’s not from our 'airfare'.

Now, after circumnavigating through these aerial hoops of fire, picture yourself landing in Key West, squinting in the radiant sunshine. The arduous journey a distant memory, drowned out by the calming sound of waves lapping against the shore. Southwest Airlines, armed with its rambunctious welcoming committee - operating with the precision of well-oiled comedy troupe, consistently providing endless fodder for amusing anecdotes.

So, dear travellers, put on your wide-brimmed hats, don your most comfortable shoes and arm yourselves with steely patience. Booking a Southwest Airlines flight from undefined in Puerto Vallarta to Key West is not just about reaching your destination - it's a rite of passage, a blend of irony-loaded experiences that will have you smirking all the way to the sunny beaches.