Fly Southwest: PVR to Memphis, Tennessee

Oh joy! You're considering a trip using flight services from the ever-so scenic undefined in Puerto Vallarta to Memphis. I'm beaming with delight, really, because what could be more appealing than emerging from a sun-soaked Puerto Vallarta vacation, only to jump headfirst into the enthralling, bustling wonderland otherwise known as Memphis? Make sure you pack your sense of humor; you might need it at some point during your journey.

Starting with Southwest, a veritable titan of the skies. Let's chat about their flights. It appears they've developed a very thoughtful "Airfare" system - they charge you money to fly places. Talk about groundbreaking strategy, right? Celluloid applause for the person who came up with this innovative method of rendering services in exchange for financial compensation.

Now hold up, are you intending to embark on a "Direct flight"? While that might sound pleasant enough, it actually implies that you won't have any of those delightful little stopovers in places like Orlando or Tampa in order to change planes. Too bad because I know how much everyone loves the suspense during layovers, waiting to see if your flight is delayed or if your gate changes at the last minute.

You can savor the journey in "Economy class." There, you'll be gently packed in along with fellow travelers like sardines in a tin, nurturing your newfound friendships – you know, the ones that are usually precipitated by the mutual grunt when trying to maneuver your arm for some elbow space on the shared armrest. Communal bonding, really.

Remember to research the "Baggage allowance" rule. Because playing a guessing game with how much my suitcase weighs at the check-in counter, hoping it doesn't cost me the price of another plane ticket, is one of the highlights of air travel, isn't it?

Also, do hope you are a proud member of the "Frequent flyer" club. Southwest rewards your loyalty to them with a beguiling 'mileage program.' Now, prepare for the plot twist: you earn points, but don’t expect the system to be as easy as just collecting miles from Point A to B. No, it’s a complex algorithm based on ticket price and fare types. Quick mental math, anyone?

If the price is too steep to bear, have no fear – Southwest is popular for their "Cheap flights." But remember the golden rule: you generally get what you pay for. Buckle up and put out all thoughts of luxurious comfort. Just think of it as “character building.”

So, my dear, adventure-seeking traveler, armed with this indispensable information I trust you are in your Zen place, prepared to navigate the wild universe of "International flights." Are we excited or what?

Finally, welcome to the magic of modern-day travel. It’s high time we trade in our horse-drawn carriages and sailing ships for the marvel of these great, metal birds in the sky.