Fly Southwest: PVR to Richmond, Virginia

Well, my dear fellow globetrotters, if you find yourself in the picturesque dream that is undefined in Puerto Vallarta, sipping margaritas and possibly entertaining the idea of trekking all the way over to good old Richmond, look no further than Southwest for your atmospheric transportation needs!

Did I mention that Southwest provides 'flights'? I know, I was shocked too! It seems they climbed continually through the rankings by putting one wing in front of the other and embedding themselves in the highly exclusive world of airfare. A remarkable feat, if you consider that most pigeon enthusiasts have yet to achieve the same level of success. But I digress...

Let’s talk some shop. To spare you the incessant chatter of air hosts - who are just resplendent in their perky neck scarves and polished smiles - I highly recommend selecting the ‘non-stop’ option. Like an Olympic sprinter with a caffeine obsession, a 'non-stop' flight bypasses any potential pit stops (layovers, as they're more commonly known), bringing you to your destination in the quickest, least diverted way.

How about that ‘baggage allowance’? Ah, yes, a delightful game of dimensional Tetris coining its own genre of luggage-based anxiety. Fear not though; Southwest possesses a liberal attitude toward your baggage, enabling you to go on a veritable shopping spree in the heart of Puerto Vallarta without the fuss of a punitive baggage charge. How fabulous is that?

You’re probably wondering about those elusive ‘flight deals’. Our friends at Southwest have a penchant for tossin' 'em out, like an overzealous paperboy. Be vigilant my friends, you just might score a price that's friendlier to your wallet than a Walmart clearence bin. As we all know, low costs and high flying go together like fuselage and wings, or peacocks and exentric millionaires.

Care about ‘airline reviews’? Of course, we all do. Southwest, with its unmistakable blue and red emblem, strides the runway with positive feedback practically trailing from its wings. It’s known for its humor-infused safety demonstrations, which I've found to add a welcome pinch of pizzazz to the otherwise drab airline safety routine. It's jazzy! It's fun! It's like open mic night at 30,000 feet!

Then comes the ‘flight duration’. Oh, the drama, the suspense, the... length of time you’re incapacitated in your sky-bound chair. Will you choose the charging bull method and opt for a direct, “no-nonsense” flight? Or will you take your sweet time, allowing multiple movies to tide your journey, whilst catching fleeting glimpses of earth's magnificent geography along the way? Admittedly, flying from undefined in Puerto Vallarta to Richmond does take several hours, but isn't that part of the grand aerial symphony?

All jesting aside, irrespective of whether you want a round-trip or one-way ticket, whether you are a frequent flyer or a rare airfarer eyeing the best time to book, or whether you prefer premium economy or first-class luxuries, Southwest is there for you. Southwest's mastery in in-flight services and passenger comfort is akin to a seasoned matador elegantly conquering a flight-path bullring.

Now, where's my crown? I need to sit upon my throne of astute expertise and chuckle benignly at those of you who are still unfamiliar with the fascinating world of air-travel. As a self-proclaimed monarch of the cloudy realm, I wish you clear skies and smooth landings!