Fly Southwest: RSW to Fort Wayne, Indiana

Oh goodness me, what a delight it is to know that you're considering a trip from undefined in Fort Myers to Fort Wayne! Southwest, ever the paragon of aviation, will just be thrilled to take your money. You simply won't BELIEVE the variety of flights they offer. But don't worry, we are here to guide you through this extraordinary journey of yours.

Let's start with the direct flights, shall we? Ah, the luxury of it, the utter joy of not having to go through layover. Ooh, the majesty of lounging in your cramped Southwest airplane seat for hours on end! And why bother with the hassle of changing planes mid-journey? Direct flights have got your back, my friend. They are pure magic, I tell you, a hidden gem in the world of economy class travels.

But wait! Are you feeling a little adventurous? Perhaps a connecting flight might pique your interest. There's nothing quite like disembarking from your plane, strolling through another airport, and then getting back on a different plane to continue your journey. It's a real thrill, perfect for those who thought their journey was getting a bit too dull! Plus, you get the chance to keep airline staff on edge, just in case you get a last-minute urge to not show up for the next leg!

Speaking of last-minute flights, aren't they just the epitome of spontaneity? Yes, playing Russian Roulette with your travel plans is surely the adrenaline boost you need. You might even afford an exhilarating night spent at the airport because your flight got overbooked. That's the kind of adventure our hearts yearn for, right?

Now, about airfare - if you thought you'd come here and find the secret to cheap flights, I hate to break it to you, but it's called a miracle! It's an absolute carnival, trying to find the best time to book a flight with varying prices that change more often than the seasons. Oh, joy! It's always entertaining to see if you can snag a flight deal before they vanish into thin air.

Business class, first class, premium economy, they're all just fancy words for "extra money, extra legroom." Economy class though, now there's a whole different ballgame. That's where the real spirit of flight lies, in the discomfort of narrowed seats, and the person snoring blissfully beside you.

Now, you might be wondering about Southwest’s baggage allowance policy. Well, let's just say it’s akin to trying to solve a Rubik's cube—confusing, frustrating and more often than not, results in paying more money. Fantastic, right?

But hey, you'd be pleased to know about the in-flight services. Of course, what's better than sub-par meals and drinks served to you by the ever-so-trounced flight attendants? Surely, you can’t think of anything better?

So, buckle up for the most exhilarating ride of your life on your non-stop, one-way (or round-trip if you dare to come back) Jacksonville to Fort Wayne journey. Don’t forget to leave a glowing airline review after your unforgettable experience!