Fly Southwest: SDF to Canton, Ohio

Oh, rejoice! How perfectly delightful for you to be one of the lucky souls planning a trip from Louisville to Canton on our wonderfully average carrier, Southwest. Destining for the booming metropolis known as Louisville (also highly sarcastic), to the adrenaline-pumping landscape of Canton, what possibly could be more thrilling?

Now the big question mark here probably is, should you opt for one-way or round-trip? That's certainly a conundrum worthy of a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. Definitely something to keep you up at night. Forget the philosophical questions of existence and settle this vital matter! Do let us advise, sparing you from such existential crisis. Here's the hot tip of the day: book round-trip! The corporation will appreciate you for willingly strapping yourself into their lavish, plush aircraft seats all the way back as well.

One must not overlook the holy grail we call baggage allowance. In truth, who among us do not enjoy the thrill of expertly cramming a week's worth of wardrobe into a carry-on that's roughly the size of a postage stamp? It's all part of the high stakes game called "Traveling Light." And, by all means, fully embrace this challenge if you wish to join the Southwest's Frequent Flyer Quest.

Are you fondly caressing those splendid memories of previous red-eye flights? The unparalleled joy of sitting wide awake in the middle of the night, as the baby two rows down delivers a live concert. Ah, the sweet sounds of the night flight, surely there's no better way to enjoy flight duration. Excitingly, our darling Southwest extends the delightful possibility of reliving those golden moments, by generously offering an array of red-eye flights. Joy!

While some might opine that advance booking is the wise path forward, oh, what fun would there be in that? Where's the rush? The exhilaration? The sense of being a daredevil? That, my friends, is only to be found in our highly recommended last-minute flights. Because, really, who needs cheap flights when you can have the blood-pumping thrill of booking your airfare mere moments before the flight gate closes?

What are in-flight services but another platform to appreciate the virtues of patience and gratitude while soaring at thirty thousand feet. As formeal service, don't just hold your breath for filet mignon and lobster bisque. A packet of peanuts, if you're lucky, will serve to not only satisfy your hunger but also humble your high-flying expectations. After all, isn't life all about finding happiness in little things?

Close your eyes and picture, if you dare, the ever so slightly cramped and intimate positioning of Economy Class. And really, why shell out for the absurd luxuries of First-Class or Business Class, when you can contort yourself into postures you never knew your body was capable of? It is something to behold. A Southwest flight, after all, is made of such stuff that dreams are made on...

All said and done, the journey itself is bound to be as thrilling as your eventual destination, what with the unpredictability of the flight schedule and the ever-exciting flight cancellation policy, it's like living on the edge in the most dramatic sense. Thus, read the airline reviews, soak up the sarcasm, and embark on the extraordinary adventure that awaits...